Елізабет Свонн не може сказати "ні" великому члену капітана Горобця

Will? Why aren't you in here?

Oh my gosh, you actually did it!

I found your note, I didn't really understand what it meant but when I realised you had a surprise for me I didn't quite think you meant this.

This is the hottest Valentine's Day surprise ever.

This has been my fantasy for so long, having you tied up and restrained with a bag over your head like this.